Am I a man / or am I a freakin’ goat ?!
Will I eat anything ?
The answer is: Yes (just add Sriracha)
just promise you’ll never call it hot sauce.
There are foods out there. Off the lists of beaten and glossy laminated menus; that call out to us; for or between meals and take you places you never thought you would venture. Foods the masses don’t eat. Things you crave but don’t speak of because people would make weird faces and label you as “someone who will eat just about anything”.
nana knows what you ate last night
Don’t be shy. This is hardly a living room full of people you need to appease and this is definitely not your party.
Tell us about the worst things you eat and why you do it.
Sam
Sriracha sauce makes me asshole burn. Is that normal?
You should get that checked troll.
Ketchup with Pizza
I avoid what people say ! 
oh yeah bro ! that sounds doable. Ketchup on plain white rice – now that’s ridiculous.
HA! My new Dr. recommended dipping hot pizza into a glass of coke… yes a real Dr. Somehow I feel like he might like this idea.
rice cooked in milk with tuna…. birds wouldn’t even eat that mess
oh man – the thought of that just ran a knot through my head and stomach
Imagine how I felt when someone tried to feed it to ME!
that’s extreme ! Who and why would who do such a thing !?